Caldera Net

Calling out Sweet Cheeks and pals:

I think I ran into our shadow friend having fun with someone at a bar. It's very real.

It seemed scared when the guy's lit cigarette fell on it.

Any suggestions, Ghost Busters? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do.

Yes, this is public. There's no reason for subtlety at this point.

ramadan mubarak, y'all. not that i think you celebrate, but just consider this a month's notice to not talk to me whatsoever as i can't be caffeinated thankssssss bye 👌

TROIAN, ULTIMATELY UNSENT:

WHAT THE HECK
what so you jubilee now
also who even does t

For those of those who don't know me, my name is Weston Anderson, the Director of Temperance. I'd like to encourage all citizens of Vigil who are experiencing or have witnessed anything strange to contact me or anyone at our organization so that we are able to investigate. Your safety is our primary concern in these strange times.

If you have any questions or other concerns email Ben Canton we will answer to the best of our ability.

[Temperance] (ooc: Going forward, all Temperance correspondence will include official Minutemen unless otherwise stated)

Power surges
Elders touching people inappropriately
Strange behavior of shadows
Questionable blackouts

What am I missing?

Let's play the "natural causes or magic?" game. Though in the case of the earthquake I don't know what's worse.

did we go day drinking today if so pls tell me what we drank bc that was some good shit i don't usually black out

How do you know if you're actually going crazy?

Due to circumstances out of my control, I've ended up with groceries that are not mine. By any chance is someone here missing groceries? Or know someone else that is? It would have been four days ago now


In a completely unrelated tanget, how do you know if you are actually going crazy? Like real crazy.

[ TO FELLOW WOKE UP IN THE CLEARING FOLKS ]

Anyone else have something painful show up on their hand afterwards? Or are we not talking about it?

oh my gosh guys today was the first day this week where the old grannies didnt touch my bottom while restocking the store :)

but then again then ol rod just tried 2 get me 2 buy him jaeger shots @ the legion b/c he wanted 2 party until 2am b/c his wife was mad b/c he didnt buy hamburger buns?????

idk ol rods pretty nice and ppl rootin thru my buttcheeks like theyre lookin 4 change isnt but idk both are kinda weird





ne way hows everyones weekends been

it's my turn to say thanks to everyone involved in the search and rescue and to everyone who has been giving me space and time and letting me ignore them while i try to readjust. i'm back in school and stuff now but if you want to catch up or whatever

[EMIR'S FRIENDS]

uh thanks for dealing with him while i was gone and helping him not go crazy and taking care of him. i appreciate it, let me know if i can do anything to make it up to you.

[MAC]

sorry.

WHO: Nana Qaradaghi and Everett Walker
WHERE: The Hamptons, New York.
WHEN: Fourth of July weekend, 2003.
WHAT: Once upon a time, fifteen years ago, two idiots shared a moment on the shore of the Atlantic that profoundly affected their lives for the next decade and a half. (Alternatively: Nana gets a dress, goes on an ambiguous "date," and gets kissed for the first time. But by whom? You know who.)

As an aside, if you ever want to see Nana be a Huge Fucking Virgin and Everett running on Windows 3.1 instead of a stable version of Windows 10, you've come to the right place.
WARNINGS: Beyond some smoochin', rather tame. More appropriate warnings are for excruciating second-hand embarrassment. It's... so bad guys.

( ... while he wasn’t the most agile speaker when it came to expressing his feelings, to tell a woman that she was the only reason a dress was interesting to him would probably give the wrong impression. Or was it the right impression with the wrong implication? Jesus, how was he even supposed to know? Moving right along. )

How do you know the appropriate balance between giving a respectful amount of space and giving too much space you appear negligent. Giving space is not has not been my forte. However, I feel

If anyone is aware of someone in search of filling a position, whether as a volunteer or a temporary paid position, I'd be very appreciative! I already put a few advertisements out and sent out my resume. However, I thought it would not hurt to ask here.

I am looking for work that'll last the summer. Something until I return to university this fall. I am a quick learner and can send my resume through many formats. I also have several letters of recommendations. Let me know if you want one sent, please.

Thank you for your time!!

[Roman]
Did you see the

[Emir]
How have you and Roman been?

I am so sorry for not reaching out sooner.

[Someone posted on the wrong social media account, again]

Yo! What's up my dudes? Sorry, but I won't be streaming tomorrow. As an apology, I'll stream an hour longer on Sunday. Please look forward to it!

The Sultan are like the wizards of chickens LOL. Tweet me your favorite chicken pictures and tag them with an RPG class!

[Craftsmen (known)]

Hello, I'm Dax Archer. I'm with Temperance, but I'm here for personal reasons.

Do you
Would any of you

I need a way to suppress my magical abilities. You seemed like the people to ask first.

[Temperance]

its still happening

i can’t convey panic over talk to text

but i am panicking

What if the trees do weird shit again and i don’t notice cause i think it’s me

Hey, guys. This wasn't what I planned for my first post here, but I can't resist the chance to cramp my baby sister's style. I just wanted to thank everyone who searched, had a kind word, and jumped in with search and rescue.

Honestly, I can't even begin to tell you what this means to my family. This is one hell of a community, and I'm proud to live in a place where we all got each other's backs.

I don't know if any of you saw but

If any of you guys ever need anything from me, please don't hesitate to reach out.

[Sidney]
Mac get a hold of you yet?

[Nate]
I'm buying you a drink. Or four.

[Temperance]

I'll be working from home for the next few days! I can be reached by Skype, email, or even phone calls, but there are some issues with my new house and I need to be home to greet the repairmen. What rotten luck! But there are so many talented people in Vigil I'm sure it'll be fixed in no time.

If anyone else experiences issues like Mr. Lowell please let me know and I'll be happy to bring you anything you need such as food if you need to stay home for a bit. Just keep us updated and we will work with you.

We'll get through this interesting experience as a team.

[Ben Canton]

Mr. Canton, I regret to inform you that I think whatever is causing Mr. Lowell's abilities to be out of control are affecting my own. I came into the office and, well. This is quite embarrassing but it was just too much. Like suddenly being in a room with 20+ speakers booming out loud music at me except the music in this instance is emotions. Driving alone takes focus when I can feel the road rage of those around me. I also think I started projecting on another commuter when I stopped for gas, and that's not something I want to do on accident.

I still don't mind if it's on record that I'm powered, but I stand by the belief we've discussed that people will react too negatively if they know what I can do. Violation of privacy among other things.

Besides, it's less useful if people know.

I do intend to work though, and exposure to people in small doses should be fine. I'll deal with it. Let me know what I can do from here please. I need to stay busy, especially since Evelyn is out of the country.

Maybe I'm a little skewed since I grew up here, but even for me, it's been weird here lately.

The good news is that summer will be here sooner than you think. Which means, it's time for me to remind you to register for our Children's Summer Art Workshops, running every Fridays, June 15 - July 13 at the Gardner Werth Gallery, featuring our healthy community of local artists. Should be a great program this year. It is open to all ages and they will be learning everything from mixed media art, painting, printmaking. I know my kids will be there, at least. I'm gonna make Leela register her kids. More info on our website but if you have any questions, comment here.

Gardner Werth is also open to hosting your events and parties -- pop into the gallery, take a look around. Or if you just want to drop in to raid the fridge for some the leftover beer from our last opening -- hey, come on down.

I would like to add my voice to the chorus of gratefulness. Thank you so very much. If you haven't received one, and you feel comfortable sharing your information, I would like to send a card as well as a little gift to everyone who helped last Saturday. It is the sweet kind.

My brother and I spent the weekend making them. They are excellent!

[The Laguerres]
Grandma says she wants to have a dinner this weekend. The entire family. It Has she told you?

[Roman]
I am so sor Have you seen the Google Doodle for today?

[Ben]

I'm worried our people might have a meltdown if this keeps up. They seem shaken.


[Mac]

You okay, kid?

y do pple think other pple waiting for public transportation wanna small talk?

srs q. i genuinely haven't figured it out. ive my theories but i'm curious.

[Charré Valois]

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